trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

(via condom)

where do you go with your broken heart in tow?
what do you do with the leftover you?
and how do you know when to let go?
where does the good go, where does the good go?

(Source: filmchrist, via chivalryisdead)

vvni:

I know I sound confused but do you ever get the feeling that you’re being used

Al Shep

(via lustinq)

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via cumfort)

(via tai-ingx3)

(Source: phoolish.com, via zackisontumblr)

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

-Tina Fey

(via travelwiththeponds)

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

(via orgasm)